honeymoon - day 3

no big adventures today. we were going to try and go to martha's vineyard, but didn't due to poor planning. we realized we missed the morning ferry and if we took the afternoon one we'd only have about two hours there. instead we ended up driving to hyannis to go to "raw bar" which is supposed to have really good lobster rolls. sadly, i cannot confirm this because they were closed. instead we went to spankys clam shack.



on the way back to chatham we stopped for mini gold where i destroyed laura and made a new friend in the process. she's vowed to never play mini golf again after suffering total humiliation on the course.

miracles of modern technology

now, i know that some people probably think that this is some sort of altruistic research project to help disabled people or some other nonsense. but i know what is really going on here, and i'm pretty sure it has something to do with a new japanese game show. the two most awesome things in the world have been brought together in what can only be described as a miracle. and no, i am not talking about the XFL. i'm talking about monkeys and robots. scientists have created the perfect marriage of simian and machine, resulting in what i can only hope is the most entertaining development of our lifetimes.


in related news, three japanese scientiest were killed in a bionic poo-flinging incident.