On the negative side, you might want to include the fact that Burris has already constructed a mausoleum for himself that is topped by Illinois’s state seal and the legend “Trail Blazer.” Those are followed by a list of his historic firsts, ranging from the impressive (first African-American elected to a statewide office in Illinois) to some stuff you would really try to refrain from bragging about except at parties in which there had been a great deal of drinking (first African-American exchange student from Southern Illinois University to Hamburg).* the government tv converter box coupon program has run out of money. lots of people are whining. get over it. the government is not obligated to pay for you to watch tv. plus, who knows how many people got the coupons because, hey, free $40, even though they have cable and don't need them.
There also is a sidebar granite slab for “Other Major Accomplishments.” As the mausoleum illustrates, even in an occupation in which oversized egos are practically a career requirement, Burris can be a little alarming. The fact that he made Illinois history by being elected state comptroller in 1979 is something you would feel like admiring a lot more if Burris had not told The Associated Press in 2008: “I’d say if there hadn’t been a Roland Burris, that there would not have been a Carol Braun or a Barack Obama.
* all of the bridges from virginia into DC are going to be shut down on inauguration day. i don't quite understand how they expect to get 4 million people in and out of downtown dc when the only way in or out is going to be up through maryland. and while i am fortunate enough to not have to go downtown or even leave my house that day but 4 million people PLUS all the vendors, hotel staff, restaraunt staff, security staff, metro staff, organizers and various other people will. metro certainly can't handle it. i will either be blockading myself into the house or trying to get out of town the day before. by the way, there is anecdotal evidence that people, as i imagined, are not getting the ridiculous amounts of money for renting out their houses during inauguration.
* monday night i stepped in dog poop. it was not a little poop either. i might have to incinerate my shoes. i'm pretty sure it's one of our neighbors who just lets her dog out of her house because she is too lazy to walk them. it sorta wanders around until it finds a shoe to poop under and she opens the door and starts hollering for it to come back. this is also the same neighbor that while she rarely picks up after her dogs, when she does, she leaves a little pile of poop filled bags by her front door for days and days while flies congregate around them. she is also the neighbor who has a really obnoxious barky dog and leaves the windows open during the summer so they can see ever person and squirrel that walks by and bark at them as loudly as possible. i've also seen her sit in her car (which is filled with garbage) smoking a cigarette with the engine running listening to the radio for up to 20 minutes on some occasions.
