john "the rambler" madden has finally retired. finally, i can stop listening to his incessant ramblings and statements of the completely obvious. no more running straight up the a-hole or b-hole. no more turduckens. no more insightful comments about how the key to game is to score more points than the other team. no more utterly useless diagrams on the telestrator.
who will sell me athlete's foot spray now? i've got an idea!
john madden, even though i'm glad you're gone, i'll still miss you.
2 comments:
i think madden should be replaced by deion sanders. also, i bet billy mays could sell the shit out of some tinactin.
hooray!
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