animal abuse

in the last couple days there's been some buzz in the blogosphere about animal abuse and animal rights in china. but what you didn't know, is that it's just as bad, if not worse in japan. warning: if you are sensitive to animal cruelty, or are really hungry, do no watch this video.

miracles of modern technology

now, i know that some people probably think that this is some sort of altruistic research project to help disabled people or some other nonsense. but i know what is really going on here, and i'm pretty sure it has something to do with a new japanese game show. the two most awesome things in the world have been brought together in what can only be described as a miracle. and no, i am not talking about the XFL. i'm talking about monkeys and robots. scientists have created the perfect marriage of simian and machine, resulting in what i can only hope is the most entertaining development of our lifetimes.


in related news, three japanese scientiest were killed in a bionic poo-flinging incident.