howto: become completely emasculated

1) get a flat tire during rush hour

2) fail to change the tire on your own

3) flag down three police cruisers for help and have them park with their lights flashing

4) attract lots of attention and create lots of traffic

5) have your tire changed by the one female police officer


edit: no, this did not happen to me. i know how to change a tire. i saw this one the way home the other day.