dear really, really old guy at 7-11,
let me start by commending you on your independence. most citizens your age would probably not be out and about like you are, and even though it took your 20 minutes to get money out of your wallet, you have my respect sir. i noticed that you were buying some lottery tickets. i occasionally purchase lottery tickets myself, and like you i am hoping to beat the unbelievably bad odds and win an unspeakable amount of money. but if i may make a suggestion, perhaps you might consider a different game instead of the "cash for life" tickets you were purchasing?
sincerely,
dan
2 comments:
maybe he was buying them for his grand children? or maybe he is actually a vampire...the lotto commission would be so screwed.
hehe its funny cause he's old
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