stop denting my fucking car

dear past and future parking neighbors,

for christ sake, stop ramming your doors into my fucking car. if you feel it necessary to throw your door open with wanton disregard for other peoples property, at least have the decency to leave a damn note. even just an apology without your name or insurance info would at least make me feel like you have a soul. honestly, i've had this car just over a year now and have two door dings already. it's really soured me on the experiences of owning new cars and sharing the planet with other humans.

to the miata guy at the lab who put the dent in my altima and left a note, i got it. no worries. that car was a pile of junk anyway. i apologize for not calling.