Tuesday, January 15, 2008

miracles of modern technology

now, i know that some people probably think that this is some sort of altruistic research project to help disabled people or some other nonsense. but i know what is really going on here, and i'm pretty sure it has something to do with a new japanese game show. the two most awesome things in the world have been brought together in what can only be described as a miracle. and no, i am not talking about the XFL. i'm talking about monkeys and robots. scientists have created the perfect marriage of simian and machine, resulting in what i can only hope is the most entertaining development of our lifetimes.


in related news, three japanese scientiest were killed in a bionic poo-flinging incident.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is no one else horrified by this? Should we really trust monkeys with control of killer robots? As we all know monkeys have no conscience and will kill ruthlesslessy given the chance. What about our banana supplies?? They will be ravaged by an unstobble robot hoarde.

I think this day will be the turning point when monkeys learn they can use robots to do their bidding. They already are more versatile than us with their tails and opposable toes. Do they really need a virtually controlled appendage?

You can all continue to oooh and ahhh at the technology, I'll begin work on my monkey killing machine. We'll need it when the revolution begins.

Rahul and Emily said...

I completely agree with Phil. The end is nigh!

If anybody needs me, I'll be out on the corner wearing a signboard to that effect.